Kiel Hyre Part.2

Kiel Hyre Part.2 

 

Continuation from Part 1

Elly: A letter for me? Do show!
*reads the letter*

Elly: ….Very strange

Troa: What is it?

 Elly: I don’t know…but…maybe you can go back to the cottage and find a secret passage. 

 

Genvrier: No way, I almost died from the amount of dust.

 

Troa: You’re so soft Gen.

 

 

Genvrier: -_-++ Fine, I’ll go

Vivi: Secret Passage~~ Yay!
Rionell: So Elly, where is the secret passage??

Elly: I used to play with it a long time ago, it’s under the stairs but you need to open the switch.

Troa: And the switch is where?

Elly: It’s in one of the very dusty bookcase, I don’t remember because it’s been such a long time.

Genvrier: Very….Dusty…Bookcase……………………..

Troa: You really are soft Gen. /giggle

Remi: ./ridiculebeam

Genvrier: NO! NOT THE RIDICULE BEAM!! AGHHJWEAJFLIEJAWED fine lets go.

Vivi: *glomps Genvrier*

Narrator: Back at the house, the party searches the superdustyomgwtfbigspidarzgonnaeatmybrainzduntouchmepls row of bookcases to find the secret passage entrance switch.

Genvrier: *in fetal position* Dust is not poison, dust is not poison….

Troa: Where’s that *(#@ing switch?!

Genevieve: Ah! Found it!
Rionell: LET’S GO!! *runs into a wall*

Remi: …/heal+ridiculebeam

Rionell: That feels goo- AHHHHH! THE BEAM!! IT’S MELTING MY GHEI!!

Troa: Seems like we all gotta press the switch for ourselves, where is it Vivi?

Vivi: It’s right he….Heee?! Where’d it go??? D=

Genvrier: *rocks back and forth*

Remi: Agh, more searching?! As if I didn’t get enough spider bites already

Troa: Yeah um, I don’t have anymore green potions guys. *takes out a book* Just be careful alri- AHH! IT BIT ME!!!

Vivi: A spider?!

Rionell: *rolls around to get rid of fier from ridicule beam*

Remi: A man-eating book?!

Narrator: *Deathword x100 has appeared*
Troa: Whew…I thought it was a spider….waitasec *stares at Deathword flock*

Remi: Uhhh….I don’t think I can heal fast enough…or Ress fast enough for that matter.

Vivi: *hugs Rionell and cowers*

Genvrier: *still hiding from the mountains of dusts*

Troa: I’ll fix this! Summon Guardian Force! Cyaran the Berserker!!

Cyaran: You again Troa, this better be good.

Deathword flock: Meat! Meat! MEEAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Cyaran: Oh, I see your point. Very well!

Battle Start!

Cyaran uses Bowling Bash!

Rideword flock receives 3000 damage!

Rideword flock uses attack!

Cyaran receives 40×100 damage!

Cyaran: This is gonna be tougher than I thought

Cyaran uses Frenzy! MaxHP X10! Attack speed +30%! Damage +4000%!

Cyaran uses Blade Dance!

Rideword flock receives 1337 x4000 damage!

Rideword flock died!

Cyaran wins!

Conflict Resolved!

Troa: What was that skill you used?

Cyaran: Frenzy?

Troa: No…the other one…*snerks*

Cyaran: What’s wrong with blade dance?!

Troa: *imagines Cyaran in a pink frilly dress*

Everyone: ROFLMAOMGWTFH4X0RZ!!

Cyaran: ….*twitch*

Troa: Ehh….That was a good laugh, sorry, couldn’t help myself.

Cyaran: Next time, fight your own battles. *teleports out*

Remi: Ah well, atleast we’re not bloodstains on those crazy books. Hey! There’s only 1 book left!

Troa: It must be the switch! *pulls It out* Yes! Sweet victory! *opens the book*

HALT!!

Narrator: I’ll give you 1 guess to guess what’s in the book is it

A)     The switch

B)      Text

C)      Potion of Eternal Life

D)     A hairy, venomous spider.

 

And the answer is….*drumroll* D!

No just kidding, it’s A. Got your hopes up! MWAHAHAHA!! Anyway…

Troa: YES! THE SWITCH! Everyone press it at the same time.

Remi: Alright

Vivi: But I already pressed it! *walks into the secret passage*

Rionell: *drags Gen* OK!!

Troa: Ready, set, pu- AHHH!!!

Remi: What’s wrong?!

Troa: A SPIDER! IT BIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Play horror music*

Narrator: Troa’s poisoned and Vivi’s gone ahead, what will they do? Where does the secret passage lead? Will the group ditch Troa? Will Cyaran ever get a frilly pink dress?!?!

Find out next time!

~ by hiddenwinter on September 10, 2008.

6 Responses to “Kiel Hyre Part.2”

  1. LMAO!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    THIS IS HILLARIOUS OMG, I MISS THIS FIC SO MUCH.

    BLADE DANCE FTW XDDDD

    NICE WORK, SRSLY LMAO

  2. LOL FINALLY AN UPDATE!!

    HAHAHAHAHA RIDICULE BEAM MELTED RION’S GHEI, HAHAHAHAHA. F**K, LOL.
    The idea of Gen being scared of dust and Troa with arachnophobia is effing GENIUS. AHAAHAHA. *LOSES BRAIN*
    OH, and Cyaran I think you’d be cute with a frilly pink dress!! ^O^ <3333333333

  3. XDD………………

    I HAB MY SANITY STOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN (AGAAAAIIIN)

    BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    *DEAD FROM LAUGHTER*

  4. *snerks and just laughs* Awesome! XDD I loooved the whole spider bits and poor Gen. Does the emo boy need a hug? XD *shot*

  5. Gah this fic is so hilarious and amazing! I was recently doing the KH Quest and man, the story’s absolutely brilliant. It was very nice of you to do a player’s perspective of it! :D I do hope you continue it since it’s really cool and makes me wanna read on about the story… :D

  6. Yarr, I’ll try when I get some motivation…and time =\

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