Kiel Hyre Fic Part.4

•November 28, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Yes I know I has been lazy *hides under anti-flame shield*

But yes, I R restarting teh fics for reasons that are beyond me.

The format of wordpress is very odd so I can’t get this extra line spacing to go away -_-, bear with me.

Anyway, recapping on previous story…

Vivi: *still walking up the stairs as the guys fly down*

Genvrier: Vivi! Come down here!
Vivi: *walks towards the big scary doggy*

Troa: Damnit, stop her!
Rion: Nooo! Vivi!
Remi: It’s too late!
Cerberus: ./maul

Vivi:  *tosses the pet food up*

Cerberus: /omnom

Vivi: Good doggy! *cuddles*

*Cerberus de-evolved back to Doggy!*

Doggy: *dances around Vivi*

Group of 4 guys: …………..

Vivi: C’mon guys! We has a lot of searching to do! =3

Troa: You have to wonder what’s going on in her head sometimes…

Gen: Shut up and walk. 

Remi: Man I thought she was gonna die…
Rion: But, dun you have resurrection Remi?

Remi: Yes but….err….

Troa: But what?

Remi: Vivi’s holding all the blue gems.

Rion: Oh….right.

Gen: That wouldn’t have mattered, you can pick it up from her de-

Troa: *blows dust on Gen’s face*

Gen: ARRGHHHH!!! *sneezes and tumbles down the stairs* 

Rion: Well deserved! *high fives Troa*
Troa: Boo ya!

Remi: C’mon guys, that wasn’t nice…

Troa: Well neither is Gen.

Gen: *seeing stars and dust bunnies* 

Rion: Ah well, we’ll leave Mr. Grumpy to sleep for a bit while we go look for….EVIDENCE!
Troa: Evidence to what?

Remi: Come to think of it, I kind of forgot what we were supposed to be looking for in here…

Rion: Err…Hmm….Me too =\

Troa: Lets ask Vivi if she remembers.

Narrator: The group catches up to Vivi in an old abandoned bedroom to ask her why they went there in the first place.

Vivi: You guys forgot why we came here?

Troa: Yup, too much commotion and distractions, not to mention I was knocked out from poison once.

Remi: *cursing Slow Poison skill* WHYY?!?!?! I WANT DETOXIFY!!!! *cries in a corner*

Rion: Remi…calm down… *tries to soothe Remi’s episode*

Vivi: Umm….we were supposed to be…Uh…

Troa: Well, looks like we’re officially lost people

Remi: Bah, we have to go back and talk to Elly?

Rion: That’d be so embarrassing though…
Vivi: Uhm….

Troa: Well we can’t stand around here doing nothing!

Rion: You’re just scared of spiders aren’t you…?

Troa: !!!

Remi: HAHAHAHA! THE GREAT TROA! SCARED OF SPIDERS!

Troa: Gloria Domini !!

Remi: OH GAWD! IT’S HEAVY!!! 2000 DAMAGE HEAVY! D=

Rion: Ok that’s enough!

Troa: *chases Rion with sword*

Rion: EEEK!!

Vivi: I REMEMBER!

Everyone: *pauses*

Vivi: We came here for cookies!!!

Everyone: /swt…

Vivi: I mean… give cookies! To Elly’s grandpappy!

Rion: Right, and he wasn’t home so we ninjaed around the back…

Remi: Ahuh…so…will…someone get this…heavy cross…offa me?!

Troa: No 

Remi: BUT-

Troa: >O

Remi: Riooonnnnn

 Rion: I can’t do anything D=

Remi: ERRRGGHHHHH-

*cross vanishes*

Remi: Whew…

Troa: Darn…it never lasts long enough…

Remi: For a good reason too! =D *assumptios and runs away*

Rion: Right, so now we’re looking for Elly’s grandfather right?

Troa: Ahuh, spread out and search.

Vivi: Okay~

Rion: Got it

Remi: *long gone*

Troa: Sigh…Lets get this over with…

Narrator: But after hours of searching this ridiculously unexplainably-small-on-the-outside-but-big-on-the-inside mansion, the place turned out empty.

 Troa: Found nothing here.

 Rion: Didn’t see anyone around the place.

 Remi: Awfully quiet for a house this size.

 Vivi: Yup!

 Troa: Right then, lets get back to Gen and see if he’s still alive.

 Narrator: They make their way back down the stairs and find to their surprise… That they’re minus one Gen.

 AND NOW MY LEETLE FIC READERS! HOW DID I DO IN MAH EPICLY FAIL AND LATE RETURN INTO THE WORLD OF DRAMA-COMEDY?!

 Yes I R ending the fic there, I had a long day and another long one ahead so I needs sleep *_*

 But wait! What happened to Gen?

Did the kingdom of dust bunnies claim the poor fellow?

Did some mysterious stranger capture him for some sort of evil deeds?

Or did he simply wake up and ran outside to get away from all the dust?

 Find out next time!

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New poem (OMG?!) by Cei

•January 22, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I made a new poem from boredom, I reckon it’s a little morbid but Rion thinks otherwise.

I watch each day go by,
I watch the eagles fly,
I watch the crickets sing,
I watch the nobles be king,
I watch the stars at night,
I watch the Lion hunt with all its might,
I watched your last breath,
I watched your last sigh,
I watched your final smile,
I watched your final while,
I watched as you slip away,
I watched as others dismay,
Only now I shed my tears,
For now it has been years,
For now you are gone,
For now I am alone,
Sitting in a grassy plain,
As if feeling I was insane,
I finally smile,
For I shall see you in a while,
For now is my turn,
My turn to achieve freedom…

Probably in a similar format as my other one but meh, I don’t feel like being too original atm.

Kiel Hyre Fic Part.3

•December 21, 2008 • 1 Comment

Yes guys part 3 is going to be short because I’m lazy, I’m tired and I’m going to the dentist tommorow. /horror face

Anyway, enjoy.

Continuing from Part.2…

Troa: Oh god oh god oh god ogodogodogod
Remi: *slap* Calm down, does anyone have a green potion?
Rion: Uh, no Remi. You drank the last one remember?
Remi: …oh, right.
Genvrier: Got none sorry. Lets just catch up to Vivi and see if she has any.

Narrator: The remainder of the group walk through the secret portal to find themselves in a kitchen!

Troa: Woo…food….*woozy from poison*
Vivi: Troa! You don’t look too good. D=
Rion: Of course not, he got poisoned when you ran off on your own.
Remi: *closes Rion’s mouth* Anyway, have any green potions?
Vivi: Nope!
Group: ….
Troa: Wheee~~~ I see the light! God, is that you? *rubs Genvrier’s leg*
Genvrier: ….-_-+++ /Karate Chop
Troa: *faints*
Genvrier: Remi, drag Troa along, the poison shouldn’t kill him, yet.
Remi: *casts slow poison* Gah, as if this skill’s worth anything I mean c’mon. Stop poison for 45seconds?
Rion: I know rite? Only thief class gets detoxify and they’re not even support!

Genvrier: C’mon guys, we gotta look for an antidote for Troa.
Vivi: Antidote? Why didn’t you say so! *pulls out green herb* Here!
Remi: You had that all along?
Vivi: Yup! =D
Genvrier: You…You…..! Forget it. *stuffs herb in Troa’s mouth*

Rion: *Pours water down Troa’s mouth*
Troa: *chokecoughchoke*
Vivi: Troa lives! XD
Rion: He almost died =\

Troa: Oh god that tasted bad, what’s that liquid you poured in my mouth?
Rion: Umm…*hides animal gore bottle*
Troa: ….*barfs*
Genvrier: Guys! C’mon already!
Remi: Hey guys, what’s this box? It looks like a vending machine…
Rion: Right…it sells pet food? Why would you buy pet food for 1k each?! Rip off!
Genvrier: -_-++ *walks ahead*

Vivi: *buys pet feed*
Troa: Sometimes, I don’t know if I understand you Vivi.
Vivi: *prances to catch up with Gen*
Remi: Alright, lets go guys.

 

Narrator: As the group proceeds, they venture around the huge cottage which is totally out of proportion compared to what was visible outside.

Remi: Whoa…Elly’s grandpa must be loaded. Look at this place.
Troa: This dinner table’s as long as the crusader’s hall of redemption…
Rion: There’s such thing?
Troa: You didn’t hear that from me…
Genvrier: *observes the weird map*
Vivi: Is there something wrong?
Genvrier: Something about the map seems odd… Oh well, must be my mind playing tricks on me again.

 

Narrator: To keep the story nice and interesting, I’ll skip the major puzzles required to actually do the quest, which I might include in a different fic if demand allows.

 

Remi: Hey look, there’s some stairs to get to the 2nd floor! Lets go!
Troa: Last one up’s a rotten poring!
Rion: Noway, I wanted to be an angeling!
Vivi: *walks up slowly*

Genvrier: Damnit, I’m not being called a rotten poring! *runs*

 

And at the top of the stairs they find…

 

Doggy: WOOF WOOF! NO ENTRANCE WOOF!

Troa: Dawww a wittle doggy’s guarding his territory!

Remi+Rion: Awwweh!
Genvrier: Move doggy, *goes to kick*

 

Doggy digivolve to…! Cerberus! (mon?)

 

Genvrier: …Is he cute and little now?
Group: ….Last one down’s dog food. *flee x4*

 

Vivi: *still walking up the stairs as the guys fly down*

Genvrier: Vivi! Come down here!
Vivi: *walks towards the big scary doggy*

Troa: Damnit, stop her!
Rion: Nooo! Vivi!
Remi: It’s too late!
Cerberus: ./maul

 

Narrator:

What’ll happen to Vivi?

Will the Cerberus feel full tonight?
Will our friends save her in time?
Will I ever stop asking you these questions?
Find out next time on S P FIC Z!!!

Cerberus: ./maul
Narrator: OH GOD MY SPLEEN! No wait, that’s my append- OH GOD MY SPLEEN!!

Kiel Hyre Part.2

•September 10, 2008 • 5 Comments

Kiel Hyre Part.2 

 

Continuation from Part 1

Elly: A letter for me? Do show!
*reads the letter*

Elly: ….Very strange

Troa: What is it?

 Elly: I don’t know…but…maybe you can go back to the cottage and find a secret passage. 

 

Genvrier: No way, I almost died from the amount of dust.

 

Troa: You’re so soft Gen.

 

 

Genvrier: -_-++ Fine, I’ll go

Vivi: Secret Passage~~ Yay!
Rionell: So Elly, where is the secret passage??

Elly: I used to play with it a long time ago, it’s under the stairs but you need to open the switch.

Troa: And the switch is where?

Elly: It’s in one of the very dusty bookcase, I don’t remember because it’s been such a long time.

Genvrier: Very….Dusty…Bookcase……………………..

Troa: You really are soft Gen. /giggle

Remi: ./ridiculebeam

Genvrier: NO! NOT THE RIDICULE BEAM!! AGHHJWEAJFLIEJAWED fine lets go.

Vivi: *glomps Genvrier*

Narrator: Back at the house, the party searches the superdustyomgwtfbigspidarzgonnaeatmybrainzduntouchmepls row of bookcases to find the secret passage entrance switch.

Genvrier: *in fetal position* Dust is not poison, dust is not poison….

Troa: Where’s that *(#@ing switch?!

Genevieve: Ah! Found it!
Rionell: LET’S GO!! *runs into a wall*

Remi: …/heal+ridiculebeam

Rionell: That feels goo- AHHHHH! THE BEAM!! IT’S MELTING MY GHEI!!

Troa: Seems like we all gotta press the switch for ourselves, where is it Vivi?

Vivi: It’s right he….Heee?! Where’d it go??? D=

Genvrier: *rocks back and forth*

Remi: Agh, more searching?! As if I didn’t get enough spider bites already

Troa: Yeah um, I don’t have anymore green potions guys. *takes out a book* Just be careful alri- AHH! IT BIT ME!!!

Vivi: A spider?!

Rionell: *rolls around to get rid of fier from ridicule beam*

Remi: A man-eating book?!

Narrator: *Deathword x100 has appeared*
Troa: Whew…I thought it was a spider….waitasec *stares at Deathword flock*

Remi: Uhhh….I don’t think I can heal fast enough…or Ress fast enough for that matter.

Vivi: *hugs Rionell and cowers*

Genvrier: *still hiding from the mountains of dusts*

Troa: I’ll fix this! Summon Guardian Force! Cyaran the Berserker!!

Cyaran: You again Troa, this better be good.

Deathword flock: Meat! Meat! MEEAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Cyaran: Oh, I see your point. Very well!

Battle Start!

Cyaran uses Bowling Bash!

Rideword flock receives 3000 damage!

Rideword flock uses attack!

Cyaran receives 40×100 damage!

Cyaran: This is gonna be tougher than I thought

Cyaran uses Frenzy! MaxHP X10! Attack speed +30%! Damage +4000%!

Cyaran uses Blade Dance!

Rideword flock receives 1337 x4000 damage!

Rideword flock died!

Cyaran wins!

Conflict Resolved!

Troa: What was that skill you used?

Cyaran: Frenzy?

Troa: No…the other one…*snerks*

Cyaran: What’s wrong with blade dance?!

Troa: *imagines Cyaran in a pink frilly dress*

Everyone: ROFLMAOMGWTFH4X0RZ!!

Cyaran: ….*twitch*

Troa: Ehh….That was a good laugh, sorry, couldn’t help myself.

Cyaran: Next time, fight your own battles. *teleports out*

Remi: Ah well, atleast we’re not bloodstains on those crazy books. Hey! There’s only 1 book left!

Troa: It must be the switch! *pulls It out* Yes! Sweet victory! *opens the book*

HALT!!

Narrator: I’ll give you 1 guess to guess what’s in the book is it

A)     The switch

B)      Text

C)      Potion of Eternal Life

D)     A hairy, venomous spider.

 

And the answer is….*drumroll* D!

No just kidding, it’s A. Got your hopes up! MWAHAHAHA!! Anyway…

Troa: YES! THE SWITCH! Everyone press it at the same time.

Remi: Alright

Vivi: But I already pressed it! *walks into the secret passage*

Rionell: *drags Gen* OK!!

Troa: Ready, set, pu- AHHH!!!

Remi: What’s wrong?!

Troa: A SPIDER! IT BIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Play horror music*

Narrator: Troa’s poisoned and Vivi’s gone ahead, what will they do? Where does the secret passage lead? Will the group ditch Troa? Will Cyaran ever get a frilly pink dress?!?!

Find out next time!

Just the other day…

•April 16, 2008 • 1 Comment

Respiel Esleth : Sc00s me, millionare coming through
Fuko Ibuki : XDDD
Fuko Ibuki : … You know..
Fuko Ibuki : You can always sell it like…
Fuko Ibuki : 1m smaller… =D;
Respiel Esleth : That would be economically silly
Fuko Ibuki : Fine,. XO
Respiel Esleth : We’re unfortunately not those bigshot people who control market price
Respiel Esleth : YOU! YOUR POTS ARE TOO SPENSIVE!
Respiel Esleth : GO DAI NAO PLS! YOU FIERED!
Rionell Hotaru : LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuko Ibuki : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Torrid Zelestor : YOU! YOUR +9 MUFFLER IS 30m OVER! YOU’RE FIRED TOO!!
Fuko Ibuki : LMAO!!!!
Torrid Zelestor : OH MY GOD! DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW PRICING! YOU’RE ALL FIRED!!
Rionell Hotaru : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Nagisa Furukawa : LOL!!!
Torrid Zelestor : CUSTOMER UN-SATISFACTION IS AT 400% HIGH! YOU IDIOTS!!!
Torrid Zelestor : WHO GRADUATED YOU?!?!
Nagisa Furukawa : Nagisa: >>
Rionell Hotaru : ROFL!
Nagisa Furukawa : Nagisa: … What? Why are you all looking at me like that?
Nagisa Furukawa : Nagisa: It wasn’t me, it was HIM! *points at Remi* >>

Student, Mentor and Chairman O_O
WoE is the conflict in which guilds continuously exchange punches and spells and arrows at each other in order to obtain an all powerful guild dungeon. WoE is dominated by the level 99 guilds
That was a part of an RO addicted student’s essay
Mentor: WHAT IS THIS?!?! IT RELATES NOTHING TO THE ECONOMICAL GROWTH!!
Student: But…but…Guilds that win castles get richer D=
Mentor: THERE’S NO CASTLES IN NEW YORK!! THERE’S NO GUILDS!!
Mentor: ARE YOU SOME KIND OF IDIOT?!
Student: ….*plays RO and ignores him*
Mentor: Ohh! That looks fun! *kicks student off PC and starts playing*
Student: HEY! YOU’RE GONNA GET ME KILLED!!
Mentor: No way! I’m 2% from level 99, kiss my ass sucka!!
Student: GOD DAMNIT!! HOW’D HE BEAT ME!!
Mentor: What? You think I set you homework so you’d learn??
Mentor: AS IF! YOU FELL FOR IT LIKE A SACK OF COLD POTATOES!!
Student: ….*chases Mentor’s char with sword*
Mentor: LIEK OMG! PEE KAY!!
Mentor: 0.1% ‘TILL YOU EAT MY DUST! MWAHAHAHA!!
Student : …*pulls out Bloody Branch*
Mentor: Ohhh a branch drenched in blood, like what’s it gonna do??
Student: *snap*
231843x Valkyries spawn
Mentor: ….Oh F**k
Student: HA! YOU SAID A NAUGH- *gets slaughtered*
Mentor: HA! I CAN STILL R- *gets silenced, stunned and pwned*
Mentor: AWW F**K! IT TOOK ME 2 hours to get that last %!!
Chairman of Education: What the hell is going on here?!
Student: Uhh….a “friendly” game of Ragnarok Online?
Chairman: OHH! YOU’RE STILL LEVEL 98! YOU SUCK NEWBZ!!
Mentor: Wtf?!
Student: YOU H4X1NG BASTARD!!
Chairman: *gets on level 99 champion and pwns the Valkyries*
Chairman: THATS RIGHT SUCKAS!! I GOT A VALKYRIE ARMOR!!
Chairman: THANKS FOR THE FREE KILL AND ITAMZ NEWBZ!!
Mentor + Student: ….Lets get him
*Trensi Fles, lord of clicky pen is summoned*
Trensi Fles: *pulls out Azoth and stabs Chairman’s char*
Chairman: OMGWTF! I’M A PORING!!
Random nub: OMG! PORING! GIMME JELLO FOR MACHINE GUN PLZ!!
Chairman: I’M A CHAIRMAN! YOU CAN’T KILL ME!! OMG PEEKAY! HELP PLZ!
Randum Nub: Oman, just some stupid Valkyrie Armor. *throws away*

Mentor + Student: *stares at Valkyrie Armor*
Mentor: …Split profit 50-50?
Student: You know it
*Insert Dramatic ending laugh and song video*

Credits:
Creator: Me

Writer: Me

Editor: Me

Trensi Fles is character made by Aragan from Ragnarok Wisdom. *Used without permission*

Copyright Laws: Violation will result in large dosage of physical pain including the snapping of bloody branches.

Don’t make me open another can of Whoopass (TM)!

The Possibilities…

•April 14, 2008 • 1 Comment

I just had a crack idea of the possibilities Nagisa can achieve at 99

They are…

Killing the dreaded monsters in Niffleheim without fear of losing EXP.

Hunt strong monsters without fear (of death).

Go to fight MVPs and die/teleport to leave the rest to die.

Make enough money to rebuild her Dark Castle with a more sturdy material (No unfortunately gingerbread just doesn’t hold up in the rain)

Employ an army of spartans to dominate the world.

Employ an army of spartans to remove the SP group and dominate Tomoya.

Lastly…

Gather enough money to get a marc card to prevent herself being frozen while trying to pwn Torrid with love skills which is actually controversial as it heals/recovers Torrid and shows him affection rather than physically, mentally or spiritually injuring him and therefor becomes as useless as her brain.

That’s the end of my rush of ideas O_O

NO YOU CAN’T ASK QUESTIONS!!

NO YOU CAN’T GO TO THE TOILET!!

NO YOU CAN’T EAT POPCORN!!

NO YOU CAN’T GET AUTOGRAPHS!!

NO YOU CAN’T STEAL NAGISA’S MARC CARD!!

No, the contents are copy-righted by me and Gravity.

Sit back, relax and open a can of whoopass (TM) to get rid of those annoying beggars.

To be continued…?

Kiel Hyre Part.1

•April 11, 2008 • 1 Comment

I will not be held liable for the small twists of facts created by my twisted mind in this fic. I have the rights to say nothing. NoThInG!! NOTHING! CAN YOU COMPREHEND THIS ENGLISH NOW?!?!

Seeing how this is a fic, I’m twisting the profile of Remi into an older person.

The gang of 5 receives a quest from a troubled bar keeper who requires a part-timer to deliver wine as a replacement to his missing errand boy.

Troa: So, we’re delivering wine to this infamous Kiel Hyre School huh?

Remi: Yeah, I hear there are lots of pretty girls in there.

Vivi: Fun fun~~ To the Gen Mobile!

Troa: Troa Mobile!

Rionell: It’s just a mobile, ok? =D;;

Genvrier: What did I do to deserve this…?

And so the gang heads over to Kiel Hyre’s School and are stopped by the security.

Guards: Halt! What is your business here!

Troa: Oh, we’re delivering wine to Mrs. Um… Lecollane.

Vivi: Yus yus! Mr. Barkeeper from Juno couldn’t find his errand boy!

Remi: We walked in and he asked us to do it. Of all the random things…

Guard 1: Let me check with her.

Guard 2: *stands on duty quietly*

Rionell: Ohh, you’re one of those old school guards that doesn’t move!!

Guard 2: *silent*

Rionell: Hmm… Ah! Magnum Exormiscus…Magnum Exorsicmus…Magnum whatchamacallit!1!1!

Guard 2: *freezes over in hell*

Rionell: *rolls on floor laughing*

Genvrier: RION! GET US OUT OF THIS ICE SCULPTURE!!!

Troa: I look great on tropical punch!

Remi: You couldn’t have given us early warning? I would’ve put on a better pose.

Vivi: Yay ice!!

 

Guard 1: Okay, the teacher was expecting the wine so if you could please come wit-…WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!

Rionell: *still laughing on the floor*

Everyone else: UNFREEZE US NOW!!

After a few minutes of defrosting, the group of 5 enters the school to deliver the wine to Mrs. Lecollane.

Lecollane: Thankyou, now that you have no business here, please leave. >D

Elly: *drops stuff on the floor*

Lecollane: Elly! Do that again and I’ll fail you for the semester! >O

The group of 5 containing mostly cheerful and helpful people decides to comfort her and ask if she needed any help.

Genvrier: How did I get pulled into this…?

Narrator: HEY! I said you were COMFORTING her! That’s NOT comfort!

Genvrier: …As I was saying, how did I get pulled into this…? >.>

Narrator: ….*drops a dead Alice robot on Genvrier*

Genvrier: Hey what th-…!

 *CRASHBOOMFIZZLEPOP*

Genvrier: …..ughh…..*unconscious*

Narrator: Now, with Mr. Grumpy out of the picture, the rest of the group offers to help Elly.

Elly: I need to get more ingredients to make my speshul cookies! Could you please get me some??

Troa: Yeah I guess that’s simple enough.  Lets get going.

Narrator: Now, it seemed simple but in fact, it was more annoying than he anticipated.

Wine – Free from barkeeper as payment. No challenge yet.

Bag of Flour + Egg – Walk to Lighthalzen to get a box of them first please O_O

Cheese – CLOUD HERMITS! STOP TELEPORTING SO I CAN KILL YOU!!

*interruption*

Troa: Why would cloud hermits drop us cheese?

Genvrier: Trust me, you wouldn’t want to know…*barfs*

*end interruption*

Milk – ZOMG WHERE’S THE MILK LADY?!?! O_O

Milk Lady: Get your milk here! Fresh and crea- *ninjad by mysterious person* D<

Cacao – You stupid monkeys! Come back here with that Cacao!

Remi: Here’s your ingredients miss.

Elly: *stares at purty grown up Remi* O_O

Remi: …/swt

Troa: Miss, you okay?

Rionell: *plays h4x3d Power Chord to wake her up*

Elly: Ahh! *drops cutlery*

Vivi: *huggles Elly* Lets make those cookies! ^^

Elly: Okay~~ =D

Genvrier: ….*outside feeding the falcon*

Narrator: An hour later, the cookies are done and sweet aromas fill the air.

Vivi: Mmm! Delicious! =D

Rionell: *goes on sugar high and plays random songs*

Troa: These are great!

Remi: *stuffs face with cookies*

Elly: Mr. Genvrier? You won’t have any?

Genvrier: I don’t have much of a sweet tooth.

Troa: Lighten up! *stuffs one down his throat*

Genvrier: Hey waitaminute! *stuffed with cookies*

Elly: Do you think you can take some of these cookies for my grandpa? He lives just north of here!

Troa: That’s sounds simple…

Group: Remember last time you said it was simple?!

Troa: Hey it’s a short walk. How bad can it be?

– 1 map north of Kiel Hyre’s school –

Troa: …Don’t. Say. Any thing.

Remi: Short walk?! We’re in a field full of friggan hunter flies!

Genvrier: *makes falcon eat flies*

Troa: Heh, let’s go.

Narrator: They reached the cottage, just to be rejected by the gate keeper.

Vivi: But,but,  Elly said he was here!

Keeper dude: I’m sorry, he’s not home. If he had guests he wouldn’t have left.

Rionell: Well, let’s go back to Ellylylylylyly! *still on sugar high*

Troa: There’s not much we can do here, yeah let’s head back.

*Back at school*

Elly: Oh? He’s not home? D=

Troa: Yeah, the gate keeper told us to go home.

Elly: In that case, take this key and go in through the side door. Sneaky Sneaky!

Remi: Do we get to use ninja costumes? They look cool!

Genvrier: No

Vivi: Please?

Genvrier: No

Rionell: Pretty please?

Genvrier: …No

Remi: Pl34s3?!?!

Genvrier: NO!!

Troa: Let’s just go already.

Narrator: They skilfully ninja around the gate keeper (not really, he’s an NPC, Nincompooped Phail Characters) and entered through the side gate.

Vivi: Whoa….spooky place! D=

Rionell: So dusty…*hugs Vivi*

Troa: Don’t be fussy, we gotta find Elly’s grandpa.

Remi: Hey look! Some st- *trips and falls*

Genvrier: Watch it! *starts choking on dust*

Troa: Remi! I told you to be careful!

Vivi + Rionell: *falls down the stairs laughing at Remi and raises more dust*

Genvrier: *choke choke* Damnit guys!

Troa: Stop!

Gate Keeper: Who’s there?!

Rionall: Frost Joke !! Ohh~~~ There was a squirrel and he liked nuts, so he taught his son to always for the “nuts” !! Though I don’t see how that has to do with anything…

Gate Keeper: *Ice sculptured*

Troa: What kind of pathetic joke is that??

Rionell: It has to be pathetic to freeze someone as stiff as him.

Troa: Enuff said.

Genvrier: *half dead from dust*

Remi: Hey! There’s a letter on the floor! *picks it up and raises more dust*

Genvrier: DAMNIT REMI!!! *runs and smashes into the Gate Keeper*

Genvrier is K.Oed! Frozen Gate Keeper wins!

Troa: ….Anyway, we should bring that letter to Elly, she might know what it’s about. Who is it addressed to?

Remi: Uhh, where do I find that?

Vivi: Ehh? Did you try looking at the front of the letter?

Remi: Oh, right, sorry. It’s for um…uhh…

Rionell: Spit it out please?

Remi: Uhhhhh~~~~~

Troa: *kicks Remi*

Remi: Ouchhh!! D= It’s for Elly!

Troa: That’s better.

Narrator: The group heads back to the school with the mysterious letter in their possession. What secrets will this letter unlock? Will Genvrier be freed from the prison of dust? Will the gate keeper ever defrost? Will all these damned questions be answered?

Why aren’t I answering them myself? Well, that’s because I am….

*drumroll*

Too ub3r1337h4x0rz!!

Oh, and the fact I’m tired and lazy >D