Kiel Hyre Fic Part.3

Yes guys part 3 is going to be short because I’m lazy, I’m tired and I’m going to the dentist tommorow. /horror face

Anyway, enjoy.

Continuing from Part.2…

Troa: Oh god oh god oh god ogodogodogod
Remi: *slap* Calm down, does anyone have a green potion?
Rion: Uh, no Remi. You drank the last one remember?
Remi: …oh, right.
Genvrier: Got none sorry. Lets just catch up to Vivi and see if she has any.

Narrator: The remainder of the group walk through the secret portal to find themselves in a kitchen!

Troa: Woo…food….*woozy from poison*
Vivi: Troa! You don’t look too good. D=
Rion: Of course not, he got poisoned when you ran off on your own.
Remi: *closes Rion’s mouth* Anyway, have any green potions?
Vivi: Nope!
Group: ….
Troa: Wheee~~~ I see the light! God, is that you? *rubs Genvrier’s leg*
Genvrier: ….-_-+++ /Karate Chop
Troa: *faints*
Genvrier: Remi, drag Troa along, the poison shouldn’t kill him, yet.
Remi: *casts slow poison* Gah, as if this skill’s worth anything I mean c’mon. Stop poison for 45seconds?
Rion: I know rite? Only thief class gets detoxify and they’re not even support!

Genvrier: C’mon guys, we gotta look for an antidote for Troa.
Vivi: Antidote? Why didn’t you say so! *pulls out green herb* Here!
Remi: You had that all along?
Vivi: Yup! =D
Genvrier: You…You…..! Forget it. *stuffs herb in Troa’s mouth*

Rion: *Pours water down Troa’s mouth*
Troa: *chokecoughchoke*
Vivi: Troa lives! XD
Rion: He almost died =\

Troa: Oh god that tasted bad, what’s that liquid you poured in my mouth?
Rion: Umm…*hides animal gore bottle*
Troa: ….*barfs*
Genvrier: Guys! C’mon already!
Remi: Hey guys, what’s this box? It looks like a vending machine…
Rion: Right…it sells pet food? Why would you buy pet food for 1k each?! Rip off!
Genvrier: -_-++ *walks ahead*

Vivi: *buys pet feed*
Troa: Sometimes, I don’t know if I understand you Vivi.
Vivi: *prances to catch up with Gen*
Remi: Alright, lets go guys.

 

Narrator: As the group proceeds, they venture around the huge cottage which is totally out of proportion compared to what was visible outside.

Remi: Whoa…Elly’s grandpa must be loaded. Look at this place.
Troa: This dinner table’s as long as the crusader’s hall of redemption…
Rion: There’s such thing?
Troa: You didn’t hear that from me…
Genvrier: *observes the weird map*
Vivi: Is there something wrong?
Genvrier: Something about the map seems odd… Oh well, must be my mind playing tricks on me again.

 

Narrator: To keep the story nice and interesting, I’ll skip the major puzzles required to actually do the quest, which I might include in a different fic if demand allows.

 

Remi: Hey look, there’s some stairs to get to the 2^nd floor! Lets go!
Troa: Last one up’s a rotten poring!
Rion: Noway, I wanted to be an angeling!
Vivi: *walks up slowly*

Genvrier: Damnit, I’m not being called a rotten poring! *runs*

 

And at the top of the stairs they find…

 

Doggy: WOOF WOOF! NO ENTRANCE WOOF!

Troa: Dawww a wittle doggy’s guarding his territory!

Remi+Rion: Awwweh!
Genvrier: Move doggy, *goes to kick*

 

Doggy digivolve to…! Cerberus! (mon?)

 

Genvrier: …Is he cute and little now?
Group: ….Last one down’s dog food. *flee x4*

 

Vivi: *still walking up the stairs as the guys fly down*

Genvrier: Vivi! Come down here!
Vivi: *walks towards the big scary doggy*

Troa: Damnit, stop her!
Rion: Nooo! Vivi!
Remi: It’s too late!
Cerberus: ./maul

 

Narrator:

What’ll happen to Vivi?

Will the Cerberus feel full tonight?
Will our friends save her in time?
Will I ever stop asking you these questions?
Find out next time on S P FIC Z!!!

Cerberus: ./maul
Narrator: OH GOD MY SPLEEN! No wait, that’s my append- OH GOD MY SPLEEN!!

~ by hiddenwinter on December 21, 2008.